Seth. That robot armour is a delight but I can’t look past your endless throws & teleports. Gief’ing you never gets old, you big Krang twat.
Jerusalem. You gave me faith and accepted my expansion but then England got serious so I had to raze you to the ground. Soz.
Black Knight. I blamed input lag and hitboxes and all sorts of twat but the game is perfect and so was your departure. See you again I guess.
Massive painting. I came close to have a gander, you smouldered black and cursed me silly. Dark Souls.
- 2 months ago
First Jump. I’ve tackled you a handful of times but on this occasion the PC shift to 60FPS was my undoing. Even improvements have teething periods.
- 3 months ago
Your hexagonal hyper walls haven’t changed one bit. At least I don’t have to light bonfire’s between bouts of insta-death here.
Artorias. Incarceration is awful and I know you’re feeling resentful but batting me around with your whopping great sword isn’t helping either of us.
Squealing town pigs. You ganged up on me, took barely any damage and then leapt down that massive well. Hope you were prepared to die.
Unspeaking fellow. You bumped into a trio of unsavoury Aussies not ten feet from me. I hid in a bush for an age while they laughed about gunning you down in cold blood.
Gyges the Great. You were doing a splendid job of renovating the blue cave, but then your giant pals barged in and you all started fucking us up until we killed you.